Sweet Nothings
Best pickup line ever!
Cast:
Man – 20-ish Jamba Juice employee
Woman – 20-ish McDonald’s employee
Scene:
Man in line ahead of me at McDonald’s
Man: “How you doing today?”
Woman: “I have a headache.”
Man: “Really? Me too. How late you working?”
Woman [pauses]: “…’til five.”
Man: “Really? Me too. How ’bout I swing by after work and we go out and get some aspirin?”
Woman: ::blushes::
Me: [ear to ear grin]
Filed under: General on February 9th, 2007
February 9th, 2007 at 2:15 am
Sure her headach is a good thing NOW…
February 9th, 2007 at 6:55 am
That’s actually pretty cool. I dig it.
February 9th, 2007 at 8:31 am
Awwwwwww, I just love stuff like this.
(And Dave2’s comment is damn funny.)
February 9th, 2007 at 8:49 am
It’s all fun and games until someone develops an aspirin allergy.
Cute story.
February 9th, 2007 at 9:23 am
Hahah! Men will say anything!
I was at the grocery store yesterday and after I checked out, the bagger guy (teenager…kinda creepy-looking) said as he handed me my bags, “Thanks, baby, you have a good day now” and then winked.
I may have ran away…I can’t recall.
February 9th, 2007 at 11:19 am
LOVE it.
February 9th, 2007 at 11:25 am
It doesn’t take much to pick up that McD’s girl, does it?
LOL!
February 9th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
It’s only a good pick up line if it worked…don’t leave us in suspense here, DID IT WORK?!?
February 9th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
dave2: LOL!
kapgar: I dug it, too.
LSL: I see you’re sappy like me!
shari: Guess that’s when you ask her out for an ibuprofen…
Chase: Look at you – getting all the creepy teen baggers. LUCKY! (in best Napoleon Dynamite voice)
sandra: It really was cute!
hilly: Oh trust me, this man was a smooth operator. It came out very funny as opposed to nerdy.
Gillespie: Well, he was still hovering around when I got my order, and she was awfully smiley. My guess is that it worked!
February 9th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Yeah when I was twenty I tried that line, and she said, “How ’bout if I just slap you up side the head real hard, maybe that will make your headache go away.”
Well she wasn’t very smart–it did not work.
February 9th, 2007 at 10:39 pm
Excellent. I’ll have to file that one away for myself.
February 9th, 2007 at 11:16 pm
Hahahaha..yeah, that’s a good one.
Hmmm..Jenny, methinks you’re getting some spam in your comments.
February 10th, 2007 at 12:06 am
he did show interest and thoughtfulness. i’ll give it a 7 on a scale of 1 to 10 , 10 being high for good pick up.
February 10th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
See? That’s exactly why guys use those lame-ass lines – they work on somebody.