Rabbit Redux
When I stopped at my parents’ house last Sunday to celebrate mother’s day, in addition to a bag full of leftovers from dinner, I also brought back my beloved rabbit head.
“Now, what exactly are you going to do with that rabbit head?” my mother asked, eyebrow raised.
The question is, what aren’t I going to do with this rabbit head?
[Sometimes Rabbit does weekend chores]
[Sometimes Rabbit catches up on celebrity gossip]
[Sometimes Rabbit spends quality time with her cats]
[Sometimes Rabbit says, Who’s a big boy? Who’s my pretty boy?]
God, I’ve missed the rabbit head. I’ll never let us be separated this long again.
Filed under: Sometimes Rabbit on May 20th, 2007
May 20th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
This is somehow amazingly bizarre, twisted, and yet sensual. I wonder if I have a rabbit head fetish heretofore gone unnoticed.
May 20th, 2007 at 5:44 pm
As I stated on Flickr….I’m pretty sure the “Rabbit Head of Evil” made you chew off your cat’s head in that last picture.
May 20th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
I swear to God you are the funniest person on the interweb.
May 20th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
You are so fantastically weird. I adore you.
May 20th, 2007 at 6:15 pm
I love how your cat Arithmetic is all cuddly and into the rabbit head while Mathmatic is all “Sigh. Do you SEE what I have to put up with here?”
May 20th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Rabbit Head makes me want to hide under my bed and cry. Or hit it with a stick. I’m kind of torn here…
May 20th, 2007 at 6:49 pm
karl: you wouldn’t be the first to repress the rabbit fetish.
adena: it does appear that way, but i can assure you that no kittens were harmed in the making of these photos.
heather anne: [Sometimes Rabbit blushes and kicks the ground]
mihow: that might be the nicest compliment i’ve ever received – thanks!
kris: actually, that’s trigonometry on the couch. she has no sense of humor.
dave2: don’t be afraid of ‘lil ole rabbit head. c’mere, you!
May 20th, 2007 at 6:51 pm
It’s like Donnie Darko for cool chicks or something….very surreal yet awesome!
May 20th, 2007 at 6:58 pm
Were the cats frightened?
May 20th, 2007 at 7:13 pm
I can’t wait for the next episode of “Ms. Rabbit Head”
May 20th, 2007 at 9:50 pm
It isn’t the rabbit head… it’s those gloves. Don’t ask me to stand up yet, ok? Wait. Wait…
May 20th, 2007 at 10:24 pm
I like Rabbit’s red chair. But I wonder, is it red with the blood of kittens? The last photo scares me, what with the decapitation of the kitty and all.
May 21st, 2007 at 6:35 am
Thank you so much. I came in to work this morning, and this is the first thing I saw. Rabbit head pics are the bomb-diggity on Monday mornings.
May 21st, 2007 at 6:59 am
hilly: ha – thanks! i think my rabbit is slightly less creepy than the one in donnie darko, but only slightly…
sandra: not at all. although my boy cat keeps trying to crawl inside the head everytime i set it down.
geeky tai-tai: stay tuned…
RW: even a rabbit has to protect her hands from harsh dishwater!
shari: really, i swear! i did not eat my cat’s face!
strode: so glad i could help on a monday morning!
May 21st, 2007 at 4:26 pm
sooo creepy…
May 21st, 2007 at 6:06 pm
Oh, my fur and whiskers…
I’m late, I’m late (As in being one of the last ones to comment on this, your most pixieish (?) blog entry ever.) Your humor always amazes me…
I can’t wait for the third installment of Rabbit Head stories.
May 21st, 2007 at 6:37 pm
Oh suuuuUUUUuuure … YOU didn’t eat the cat’s face … I’m sure it was the Rabbit. Good defense. But, I’m wondering what it did to that other poor cat on the arm chair that he couldn’t move at all from one pic to the next.
May 21st, 2007 at 7:06 pm
Perhaps you would, but I am not convinced I’d get bored of 365 rabbit heads.
May 21st, 2007 at 8:12 pm
Words cannot describe the sheer awesomeness of Sometimes Rabbit just hanging out around the house. This is hysterical, Jenny. Any chance Rabbit will have a face-off with Atlas Bunny?
May 21st, 2007 at 9:08 pm
I’m impressed that your cats are so well adjusted that the rabbit head didn’t freak them out. I can’t say the same for myself.
May 22nd, 2007 at 6:54 am
dee: you’re partly to blame, you know. you were with me when i got it…
fiorello: i think the later chapters might take a darker turn. we’ll have to see.
michelle: it is kind of weird how she doesn’t move, isn’t it? i’ll bet you were really good at those games in the newspaper where you had to identify the differences between two pictures!
ash: be careful what you wish for…
iron fist: i’m pretty sure atlas bunny would kick sometimes rabbit’s ass any day of the week. did you see the arms on that thing?
churlita: yes, but you are not used to my antics like they are.
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:59 pm
So hot and damn do I ever want that rabbit head. Do you work with that sucker on?
May 24th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
This made me very happy.