Revelations
It has been brought to my attention that my milkshake does not bring all the boys to the yard. So I guess I could still teach you, but it will be on the house.
And in other news, my cats built a fort yesterday:
So, yes, it was a slow news weekend.
Filed under: General on June 4th, 2007
June 4th, 2007 at 9:15 am
Skip the shake, have a sundae instead.
June 4th, 2007 at 11:00 am
shari: see, i never really understood the lyrics to that song in the first place, and now you’re gonna confuse me with a sundae? will my sundae bring all the boys to the yard?
June 4th, 2007 at 11:40 am
It depends. A sundae is a very delicate thing; and misused, it can be a powerful weapon of mass destruction. Properly employed, however, your sundae would indeed bring all the boys to the yard. But once they’re there, you’re on your own.
June 4th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
A slow news weekend for you is a big news weekend for http://www.stuffonmycat.com.
June 4th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Having never seen your milkshake I can’t attest to its efficacy. However, I have seen your banana split and I can tell you from here… woo hoo.
June 4th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Listen, Jen, if it’ll make you feel better, I’ll come to the yard for whatever dairy product you have available. I just don’t want to see you develop a complex about this.
And God forbid you end up killing some dude who comes to your yard for your milkshake and ends up being lactose intolerant. Then you end up with a complex and a 20-year stretch in ‘the big house’ for murder.
June 4th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Listen, Jen, if it’ll make you feel better, I’ll come to the yard for whatever dairy product you have available. I just don’t want to see you develop a complex about this.
And God forbid you end up killing some dude who comes to your yard for your milkshake and ends up being lactose intolerant. Then you end up with a complex and a 20-year stretch in ‘the big house’ for murder.
June 4th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Is it trick photography or are your cats really the giantist cats ever? And even while relaxing in their fort, they have both eyes wide open for the return of Rabbit… and who can blame them…
June 4th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
cheryl: i think some pillows are far too tame for stuffonmycat.com. i saw a cat w/ like 1000 pennies on it once!
RW: i’m just going to open up a dairy queen in my yard. if i had a yard.
sir: i appreciate your offer. those lactose intolerants are always ruining it for everyone.
laurel: boy cat (stretched out) is pretty large – he has really long legs. girl cat (curled up) is fairly petite. or at least she likes it when i refer to her that way.
June 5th, 2007 at 6:51 am
I don’t mean to be pedantic Jen, but can you really say that they ‘built’ a fort? I’m not sure that I’d agree… although I suppose you could say they ‘fashioned’ a fort?!
June 5th, 2007 at 10:14 am
I think someone is trying to spread mean rumors about your milkshake. I feel certain that it does, in fact, bring a ton of boys to the yard.
June 5th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
The kind of boys that are brought to the yard by the promise of a milkshake are not the kind of boys you want to keep around, anyway.
June 6th, 2007 at 12:58 am
Eh, who wants to bring the boys to the yard anyway? They’ll only piss all over it and you won’t be able to keep anything nice after they’re there.
June 6th, 2007 at 7:24 am
serap: well, if you must split hairs, then fine. they commissioned me to construct this sturdy fort for them.
sandra: cool. people are spreading rumors about me?
iron fist: you make an excellent point! those milkshake-ophiles are always trouble anyway.
churlita: wow. you guys have really turned me around on this whole milkshake/yard dilemma. it’s really not all it’s cracked up to be!
June 7th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
The cat fort is too cool – I don’t care who built it!