Aw, that’s like a mini tragedy. I kind of want to give you a nightstick or a stun gun so you can kick the ass of whoever’s instilling the fear in frame 3.
Good thing that I peeked into that photo booth or I would never have known what happened to my tube of Revlon’s “Cherries in the Snow.” It does look really great on you, tho.
Frame one: the sexy “application”
Frame two: the “come hither” wink
Frame three: the “holy shit, my pimp is here!”
Frame four: the “I’m quitting this as soon as I earn enough money to put myself through college”
July 12th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Jezebel! Harlot! Temptress! It’s women like you who have been ruining this country by leading our politicians astray! Why do you hate America?
July 13th, 2009 at 12:17 am
Is it weird that I just really want to know what color lipstick that is? I think it might be.
July 13th, 2009 at 12:34 am
Aw, that’s like a mini tragedy. I kind of want to give you a nightstick or a stun gun so you can kick the ass of whoever’s instilling the fear in frame 3.
July 13th, 2009 at 7:20 am
dave: i’m going to destroy this country – one lipstick print at a time!
sarah: it’s called “streetwalker red.” okay, so it’s really called “fabulous fig.” not quite as sexy.
claire: a nightstick? how very retro!
July 13th, 2009 at 10:07 am
That’s just lipstick. Without whore eyes, I’m sorry, there can be no whore. Try again please, and this time, whore like you mean it.
July 13th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
I think I’m going to put this one up in my locker. Rawwwwr, Jenny.
July 13th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Wow, you look like a silent movie ‘scream queen’ in the 3rd shot. If I could paste an image of Fay Wray here then I would, but I’m not clever enough!
July 13th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
You got a pretty mouth on you, girl.
July 14th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
This is totally a silent movie. And because you don’t have to worry about subtitles, you should have no problem securing foreign distribution.
July 14th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Good thing that I peeked into that photo booth or I would never have known what happened to my tube of Revlon’s “Cherries in the Snow.” It does look really great on you, tho.
July 14th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
shari: i’ll do better next time, i swear!
vahid: meeeeeeowww!
serap: oh, i love fay wray. poor king kong. he wasn’t trying to hurt nobody.
churlita: thanks! oh, wait… was that a reference to deliverance? because i’m not gonna squeal like a pig for you.
cheryl: i’m a huge hit in the eastern block countries!
mom: no, i swear! it’s fabulous fig!
July 15th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Frame one: the sexy “application”
Frame two: the “come hither” wink
Frame three: the “holy shit, my pimp is here!”
Frame four: the “I’m quitting this as soon as I earn enough money to put myself through college”
July 16th, 2009 at 6:53 am
jewelz: but the money is so good… it’s hard to get out of the life.