EPT
Walking to the train this morning, I saw a discarded pregnancy test on the ground and for a split second, thought about checking the results.
But then I remembered that it was covered in maybe-pregnant lady pee. So I kept walking.
Filed under: General on April 19th, 2007
April 19th, 2007 at 9:14 am
Oooh, if only you had a camera you could have at least submitted a photo of it to http://www.foundmagazine.com/
April 19th, 2007 at 9:41 am
Smart move.
April 19th, 2007 at 9:51 am
good thinking.
April 19th, 2007 at 11:14 am
Sbukophile, my thoughts exactly. But use rubber gloves.
April 19th, 2007 at 11:20 am
you know what would be awesome? decorating a christmas tree with EPTs, but instead of little pluses or minuses, the results box would have little holiday greetings. we could even design them so that in order to get your message “JOY” for example, you would have to pee on it. it would be a major hit, i’m TELLING YOU.
EPT lanyards for tequilacon08? come ON!
April 19th, 2007 at 11:38 am
You done right.
April 19th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
DUDE. Sometimes, the way you think scares me, if only because it totally makes sense to me.
April 19th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
sbukophile: actually… i did have a camera with me, but thought it might be creepy to take a picture of a pregnancy test. that’s not mine, i mean. and even then…
karl & sizzle: i think i made the right choice.
rhea: eewwww. “jenny touched a pee stick!”
brandon: i think that’s the best idea i’ve ever heard. and i’ll see if dave2 can work some magic with the lanyards for ’08.
kapgar: thanks – i had to go w/ my gut on that one…
tracy lynn: if we joined forces, just imagine what we could do! total world domination!
April 19th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Dear Jenny,
On my walk to work this morning, I passed an old, violin case on the curb. I thought about opening it up and imagined finding all different kinds of things. Curiosity killed the cat I remembered. And walked on by.
Love,
Vivian
April 19th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
viv: as they say… curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. i cannot believe you didn’t open the case! you walked away from untold treasures, my friend. untold treasures. or a nest of baby rats and cockroaches. but something cool, that’s for sure.
April 19th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
I wondered where I left that. I thought I had it in my pocket, but it must have slipped out. What street was it on?
April 19th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
I don’t go anywhere near those things anymore. Everytime I do, there’s a new little Eclectic brewing, and I’m really done with that. I mean, if I had so much as looked at it, it would have been positive. I can’t take risks like that.
April 19th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
So…. is she or isn’t she?