Rabbits are not Evil
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Sometimes Rabbit can’t stand to look at Evil.
Sometimes Rabbit just won’t listen to Evil.
Sometimes Rabbit and Evil are not on speaking terms.
Filed under: Sometimes Rabbit on July 1st, 2007
July 1st, 2007 at 5:57 pm
over the weekend i saw a rabbit in the most unlikely of places and i thought, ‘MY GOD, JENNY IS ALWAYS WITH ME.’
i cannot tell you how comforting it is to know that you are always watching, Beastmaster.
(your rabbits can’t see through window or shower curtains, right?)
July 1st, 2007 at 6:34 pm
duh brandon, of course they can see through windows, unless you are showering and all your windows get steamed up, then you might be safe. or maybe if your were boiling water on the stove. fer pasta. or stew. maybe.
i saw a rabbit too. it was hopping through the sunflower patch.
July 1st, 2007 at 6:55 pm
I had a vision voice that told me that we’d not really know the true symbolism of the rabbit until the year 2080?
July 1st, 2007 at 6:57 pm
Those photos are REALLY creepy with the black and white, and the wall shadows… Hitchcock was so far off-mark when he did the film about the birds; he SOOOO should have used rabbits.
July 1st, 2007 at 10:03 pm
brandon: through the eyes of my rabbit minions, i see all. you looked very cute in that shower cap, btw.
asia: no, we can see through steam, too. there is no escape… not even sunflowers.
anonymous: you can’t fool me asia – i know it’s you. but did you read the next quote from that site? “I first saw a tiny baby rabbit inside my bedroom slipper which I had my foot in. I was told that the baby rabbit is the consciousness of man. I was then told that the rabbit equaled the number 54. Finally, I saw and felt the baby rabbit jump from my bedroom slipper into my crotch.”
let this be a lesson to us all: people who seek symbolism in rabbit dreams are craaaaaazy!
shari: OOOH! you just gave me an idea for another rabbit portrait. i’ll work on that this week!
July 1st, 2007 at 10:35 pm
I see a gallery exhibition in your future.
July 2nd, 2007 at 1:01 am
I couldn’t sleep, so I thought I’d stroll through the Google Reader – see what the blogs had to say in the middle of the night. Bad idea. I may never sleep again.
July 2nd, 2007 at 1:37 am
Woah! That was totally me… how did you know?
I wanted to leave the best rabbit vision for you to find for yourself.
July 2nd, 2007 at 3:05 am
Well there’s my nightmare for tonight… and here I didn’t think it possible that rabbit could get any scarier! I blame Donnie Darko.
July 2nd, 2007 at 4:38 am
Seriously, those are some very creepy photos! I’m sure Shari wasn’t trying to give you ideas for more scary nightmare-inducing rabbit photos. Please… can’t we just have more kittens?
July 2nd, 2007 at 6:40 am
I didn’t see what people were talking about when they said rabbit was scary. Now I do. Those pictures are frightening. All you need now is a large kitchen knife.
July 2nd, 2007 at 7:36 am
miss britt: america isn’t quite ready for my artistic vision. i’m thinking of taking my show to japan, though.
heather anne: i’ve now added a warning.
asia: ha – rabbit knows all! and that link was kinda scary. do you think i should post something there? like maybe i have recurring dreams that i’m wearing a giant rabbit head…
dave2: oh, rabbit can always get scarier. i was going more for film noir this time.
serap: done!
strode: oh, no! not you, too now! i’ve alienated everyone… you’ll see! i’ll show everyone that giant rabbit heads can be fun, too!
July 2nd, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Dude, I thought of you yesterday when I said Rabbit Rabbit. Then I smirked.
July 2nd, 2007 at 6:52 pm
The eyes!! THE EYES!!
The blackness and emptiness in the EYES!!!
I may never sleep again!