One rye, two scotches on an empty stomach. Then home to a handful of Cheez-its, a dill pickle spear, and two tablespoons of peanut butter.
I never dreamed my life could be this glamorous, did you?
claire: cheese nips, you say? i may have to do a blind taste test.
hilly: i wish you would! please bring some salty snacks as well, won’t you?
shari: you know… you really do have a good point. people like me need people like you to make us realize our inner glamour.
don: you don’t get to eat peanut butter straight out of the jar when you get married? that’s b*llsh*t, man! then i’m never getting married, it’s settled!
dave2: i am hiring you as my life coach, because here i thought i had reached a new low, but you’ve made me realize what a truly healthy person i am.
As a fellow single gal, I see nothing wrong with that “meal.” (Parmesan goldfish work well too.) And you ate your peanut butter straight-up. Glamorous AND unconventional. Kudos to you, my friend…
November 2nd, 2007 at 11:27 pm
I would’ve opted for Cheese Nips, but that’s me.
November 2nd, 2007 at 11:34 pm
You’re all glam, baby! I should bring over my tumbler full of wine and join you ;).
November 2nd, 2007 at 11:57 pm
Hey, scotch IS glamorous! And nothing says “Style” like a pickle spear instead of slices.
November 3rd, 2007 at 12:50 am
This is why us married types so envy you single people.
November 3rd, 2007 at 5:40 am
I think that’s all the necessary food groups in there… so it sounds like a perfectly good dinner to me!
November 3rd, 2007 at 7:02 am
claire: cheese nips, you say? i may have to do a blind taste test.
hilly: i wish you would! please bring some salty snacks as well, won’t you?
shari: you know… you really do have a good point. people like me need people like you to make us realize our inner glamour.
don: you don’t get to eat peanut butter straight out of the jar when you get married? that’s b*llsh*t, man! then i’m never getting married, it’s settled!
dave2: i am hiring you as my life coach, because here i thought i had reached a new low, but you’ve made me realize what a truly healthy person i am.
November 3rd, 2007 at 10:00 am
live the dream, jenny. LIVE THE DREAM.
November 3rd, 2007 at 10:06 am
Hmmm…you failed to mention whether or not you threw up.
November 4th, 2007 at 11:06 am
As a fellow single gal, I see nothing wrong with that “meal.” (Parmesan goldfish work well too.) And you ate your peanut butter straight-up. Glamorous AND unconventional. Kudos to you, my friend…
November 5th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
that. is fabulous.