Rudolph
“And here we go again. Every frickin’ Christmas she has to go to Target and buy some asinine costume. This probably isn’t even a cat costume. Probably for some deformed little pug. Pugs have no self respect.”
“Look closely at this face. I want you to remember this face, because it’s the last thing you’ll see when I come at you like a Tasmanian devil later tonight.”
“Now where the heck are her Uggs? I’ll start by vomiting in them.”
Filed under: General on December 18th, 2007
December 18th, 2007 at 8:44 am
You really have captured the cat spirit in this one.
I hope you live to see tomorrow…
December 18th, 2007 at 9:11 am
I love that your cats are so tolerant. Mine would bite my kid if I did that to either of them.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:57 am
‘Hello, ASPCA? Yeah, there’s this chick in Chicago that’s doing bad things to cats. I think maybe the heroin might be involved. She also defiles martinis with gin, which is just….I don’t know. Awful, really.’
December 18th, 2007 at 10:57 am
‘Hello, ASPCA? Yeah, there’s this chick in Chicago that’s doing bad things to cats. I think maybe the heroin might be involved. She also defiles martinis with gin, which is just….I don’t know. Awful, really.’
December 18th, 2007 at 11:19 am
mainja: the look he’s giving me in the second photo really captures that essence of his hatred. i wouldn’t even attempt to put the reindeer hat on my girl cat… although she did get her own photo shoot later in the day.
arwen: i don’t know if tolerant is the word. they’re really just biding their time until the right opportunity to kill me presents itself.
sir: heroin might have helped – all of us! and i’ll have you know that vodka is the bastard child of the martini, and all true martini drinkers drink gin! the gauntlet is thrown! i’ll see you in philly, sir!
December 18th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
I love your cats. I tried putting a Snow White outfit on Nellie last Halloween and, well, let’s just say it wasn’t worth what I had to spend on antiseptic…
Vodka martinis are for girls. Sapphire please, dirty, with as many olives as you can cram on a skewer…
December 18th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Do cats eat people, or will they just leave a bloody mangled corpse?
December 18th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
What really bothers me is whoever invented reindeer hats for cats is probably a millionaire by now and it wasn’t me.
December 18th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Dear the sweet baby jesus… what have you done?! Thank god you took photos so the police will be able to verify the motive when your cats are charged with murder.
December 18th, 2007 at 7:01 pm
I saw an angry homeless man in a Santa hat today. For some reason that image just popped into my mind.
December 18th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
I just want to know how you get him to keep it on and still take the picture!
December 18th, 2007 at 8:54 pm
Do you have to get the cats liquored up before you can dress them like that?
December 19th, 2007 at 7:33 am
laurel: mmm… olives. that’s my favorite food group!
churlita: no, these cats are very finicky, so my vote is for the mangled corpse.
don: aren’t you kicking yourself right about now? so many missed opportunities.
shari: i do this from a place of love, shari. pure, humiliating love.
cheryl: if you see him again, let him know that i’ve got two angry cats he can have…
kilax: i had to hold him in my lap because the second i set him down, he would flip the reindeer antlers off and start batting them in the air.
robin: a little catnip goes a long way…