We Will Not Negotiate with Terrorists!
I guess now I know what happened to all the Juicy Fruit in the vending machines at work.
Dave, I know you’re behind this. You’ve taken things too far this time. You can hide behind masks all you want, but if you hurt so much as one stick in that Juicy Fruit’s pack… so help me… well, just don’t do it. C’mon, please? I miss my Juicy Fruit! TAKE ME INSTEAD!
Filed under: General on June 19th, 2008
June 19th, 2008 at 8:47 am
There are some things that should not be messed with. Juicy Fruit is one of those things.
Someone call Chuck Norris.
Now.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:44 am
It’s not just our freedom they hate, it’s also that we use so much more Juicy Fruit than the rest of the free world, as well. Bastards.
June 19th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Aaaaaugh, the humanity! Save the Juicy Fruit!!
June 19th, 2008 at 11:53 am
NYCWD: i don’t know… this is serious enough to warrant resurrecting charles bronson to kick some major ass.
vahid: it’s true! you know what? they can have my juicy fruit when they pry it from my cold, dead hands!
shari: look away. just look away – it’s too awful.
June 19th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
*rends garments, shakes fists at heavens*
DAMN YOU, OBAMA!!!!!!
*realizes error, rends what’s left of garments, shakes fists, etc.*
OSAMA!!!! I MEANT OSAMA!!!! DAMN!!!!
June 19th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
*rends garments, shakes fists at heavens*
DAMN YOU, OBAMA!!!!!!
*realizes error, rends what’s left of garments, shakes fists, etc.*
OSAMA!!!! I MEANT OSAMA!!!! DAMN!!!!
June 19th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Send in the Tic Tac Marines!
June 19th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Sorry it’s been a while since I’ve been over here. Somehow your feed reader got removed from my Google Reader list. It’s not added back in.
Juicy Fruit rocks. It’s the best sugar loaded non-bubble gum gum out there.
Don’t let them take it away!
June 20th, 2008 at 1:11 am
Bwa ha ha ha ha Our demands must be met! (psst.. hey y’all.. Got any ideas about what the demands should be?)
June 20th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Maybe you could form a coalition.
I hear Poland is down for that sort of thing.